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You ever look in the mirror and just… surrender? That was me last night. I looked at my hairline, and I looked at the calendar, and I said, “You win.” I finally gave up. I decided to go for the low cut. The reset button. The High-Stakes Gamble Now, you have to understand something about […]

Is your new year going to be happy like this? Me I don’t know, you should know after reading this. Look, let’s be real for a second. We are in 2026 now. I’ve been building the internet since before some of you knew what a browser history was. I’ve seen businesses blow up, and I’ve […]

I want to ask you a question, but please don’t be angry. How many dots are on your WhatsApp Status right now? If it looks like a dotted line or an endless ant trail, we need to talk. You are working too hard. You are sweating. You are posting 30 pictures of shoes, bags, or […]

We need to have a family meeting. Pull up a chair. Grab your popcorn. We are about to open the envelope. You know that trending drama? The one where the man is sweating, the woman is crying, and the host screams, “You are NOT the father!” followed by wild dancing? Well, today, Mark Zuckerberg is […]

For the past two weeks, I’ve been sharing my thoughts on who I am, why we get tired, and lessons from Chef Dammy. I honestly struggled to find a topic for this week until the Peller saga took over the timeline. Alas! Nigeria never disappoints with drama. If you were online yesterday (December 14, 2025), […]

Have you ever had that feeling where you know exactly the steps you are supposed to take, but your spirit is just not ready for the hard work? Like, how you can be telling me this is what I have to do now? Ehn brain? That is exactly what I am feeling right now. The […]

If you were in Nigeria in 2023, you definitely remember the “Cook-a-thon” era. Omo, it was a time for us and for Chef Dammy. Hilda Baci turned on her gas cooker, and suddenly, everybody and their grandmother wanted to break a record. I even considered breaking the record for “Longest Time Spent Debugging Code Without […]

If you are here, I have a strong thought that you don’t want your tuwo to be shinkafa-ed, and probably also don’t want to use your year-end bonus to pay ransom. So what am I talking about? We all know Nigeria has gone to bits. The government is working like a hamster on a wheel—plenty […]

Your smartphone is a powerful tool that holds your contacts, photos, financial information, and private conversations. But it can also be a significant security liability if it hosts applications with critical vulnerabilities or predatory privacy practices. While app stores are meant to be safe, malicious or poorly developed apps often slip through the cracks. In […]

1X Technologies’ $20,000 Humanoid, Neo, is landing on the global market. While the world debates its utility, Nigerian high-net-worth individuals are asking a different question: Is this the future of domestic staff, and is the high price tag worth the loss of privacy? 1X Technologies, a robotics firm based in Palo Alto, has officially announced […]